We cut up some samples from a watermelon. A lady came and ate one. With the first bite, she groaned and said it was better than sex. I was shocked. She then realized I probably knew nothing about that statement, what with how young I was. It got more awkward when my boss told her my actual age and she wondered out loud if maybe I really did know what sex was like, then realized that was a very rude question to ask someone, and mumbled how she shouldn’t have said anything.
Poor girl, I didn’t have the heart to tell her why I was surprised. The watermelon was mediocre. Not even CLOSE to the best watermelon I’ve ever tasted. It wasn’t bad, but it wasn’t amazing. Just okay. And if sex is worse than okay, she really needs to sit down and have a talk with the people she has had sex with, because they fail.